- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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