- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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