- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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