Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A lot eh?

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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