Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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