Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Wenis Penis

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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