- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

smell the vitamin C

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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