Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A lot eh?

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