why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Jesus Christ

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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