Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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