Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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