What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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