Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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