- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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