- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Barack Obama.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

pull my finger (farts)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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