What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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