Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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