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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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