- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

your mom was so fat that she died.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

HELLO EVERYONE

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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