Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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4 hours later.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Vaginal secretions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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