- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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