Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

like this or you will die at some point in your life

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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