Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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