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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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