Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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