- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Indians

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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