A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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