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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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