Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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