What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

j.p. is dumb

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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