- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

France had one revolution

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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