How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

an emo girl walked into a white room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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