- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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