What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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