why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

men's rights activists

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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