- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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