Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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