When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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