- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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