im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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