How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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