What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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