- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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