- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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