Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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