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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled