Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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