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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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