- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

PENIS that is all

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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A man died.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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