- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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