Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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