- Anti Joke

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus