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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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