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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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