- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Jimmy Saville

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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