- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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