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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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