- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

deez nuts

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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