How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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outside your comfort zone

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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miha kako si?

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salad days!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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