- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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