Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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