Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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