Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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This is not a joke.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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