- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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