what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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