In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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