Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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