- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Boner

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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