- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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