why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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