- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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