- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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