- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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