- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's 1+1? 69.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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