- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Women.

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