Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

GOODBYE

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

This isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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