- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

It's all Taggart

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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