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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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