- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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