- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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