what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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