- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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