- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.