Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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