What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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