- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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