- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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