- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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