- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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