Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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