- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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