"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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