Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I put my baby in a microwave.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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