how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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a black man pays his child support

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