- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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