- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

If you just read this, You're dead.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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