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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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