- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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