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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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