Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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