- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats a joke

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

i saw amango it splootered

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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