- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Black people having a Job.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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