- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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