Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Immigration Laws

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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