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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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