- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anti Joke

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