A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Poop...

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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