- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Anyone can post anything.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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