- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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