- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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