- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Women's Soccer.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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