- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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