Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

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