- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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