- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

No your aunties a joke

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