Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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it was all Tagart

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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