Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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