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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Communism hehe xd

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Indians

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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