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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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