- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

No antijoke here.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

womens rights.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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