- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

woman's rights

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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