- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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