- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Death by kayak

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer