- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Knock knock, COME IN!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats green and lives in the water

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock? come in

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