Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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