Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Racial Equality

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Why? Because.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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no rasist joks

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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