Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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