- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

this website even though its hilarious.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What page are you on The gay page.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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