- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

u know whats a crime? rape

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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