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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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