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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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