How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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