A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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