In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Tunechi

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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