What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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