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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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