- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

kennah campion when she talks

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