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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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