Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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