how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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