- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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