- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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