What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's 9+10? 19

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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