- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

men, men like men= men+bed

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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