What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Chris is hairy

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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