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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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