whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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