Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Blacks

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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