- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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