What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Faithful men.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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