Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Andoni was here

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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