- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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