- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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