How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Cheese

Balls

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How old are you? 7

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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