roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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