- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Go away still nothing to see

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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