What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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