- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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