A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a black man walks out of popeyes

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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