What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Ross.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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