How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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God is real.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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It's all Taggart

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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