- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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