A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

like if your cool

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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