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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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