How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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haha

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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