Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

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