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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A gay man watches football.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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