Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

David Cameron

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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