- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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