Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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