In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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