- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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