- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Communism hehe xd

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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