- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

AIDS

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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