Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

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