Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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