- Anti Joke

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.