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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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