- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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