Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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