How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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