A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Neil is a reterd.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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