- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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