Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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alert('The Game')

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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