- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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