- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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