- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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