- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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