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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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