- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

13 =B you just learned something

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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