A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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